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Farrelly – Adults overboard in the frenzy to sniff out smut

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Adults overboard in the frenzy to sniff out smut – Opinion – smh.com.au

The Henson witch-hunt may yet become Labor’s “children overboard” affair. One effect of which, if Henson weren’t already world famous, would be to make him so, without affecting the child abuse figures one iota. And bear in mind that party signing itself “Yours, disgusted” on this is the party that closed ranks for months around its own ministerial rock spider Orkopoulos. Now that’s disgusting. Almost as bad as living in a town where all art must be pre-approved by the Rudd, Iemma, Sartor triumvirate and all policy pre-approved by the coal industry. Who’s drawing the dirty pictures now?

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Farrelly – Wax or be damned

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

The rise of the pretty boy makes Elizabeth Farrelly wonder where have all the real men gone?

In the ancient cult of the earth goddess Cybele Mater Magna, young male devotees would fall into a frenzy, grab a sword and, in a dramatic public gesture, emasculate themselves.

Some versions have the freshly made castrati run through the streets, choosing the family whose honour it will be to support them by tossing their severed gonads onto the doorstep. But what is generally agreed, from Ovid to Lucretius to Catullus to Pausanius, is that the now genderless youths, known as galli (or, in Greek, galloi) lived and dressed thereafter as women, becoming Cybele’s priestesses, presiding at her worship and at ritual orgies in her honour.

This story might have nothing more than shock value, were it not for the obvious and unexplained feminisation of contemporary men. As Mal Meninga noted with disgust after a recent bloke-survey, “the nation’s iconic hard Aussie blokes are a dying breed. We’ve become a nation of pansies.”

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Farrelly – The quest for happiness is no laughing matter

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

The quest for happiness is no laughing matter – Elizabeth Farrelly – Opinion

Insights into the marketplace for happiness.

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