You missed it
OK, so maybe not entirely. But you’re fucking it up.
I have a lot to offer, and you’re not going to get to see that now. Because I’m done with this now.
It’s rare that I feel this self-aggrandizing, but on this rare occasion I feel I should point out that I’m great: I have more depth and value than is dreamt of in your philosophy, and you have been getting more than your fair share of attention for free. But it’s not a one-way street, luv. As they say in the markets, you need to speculate to accumulate.
So, I’m awesome. But you missed it.